what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
