Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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