...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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