Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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