Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
nutella sex= disaster
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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