Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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