No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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