She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
third nipple confirmed
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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