Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
