O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
farters have to be the big spoon...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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