that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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