went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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