I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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