he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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