Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
