I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just google imaged poop.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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