I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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