Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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