I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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