girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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