Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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