At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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