were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My liver just had a heart attack.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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