i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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