:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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