Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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