I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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