When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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