Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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