I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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