is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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