i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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