You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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