I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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