this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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