that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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