So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I love you.
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