CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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