sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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