why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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