You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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