Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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