Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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