i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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