I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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