I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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