And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
...so i touched it.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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