I'm drive I can fine osifer
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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