Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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