Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
