Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
