i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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