Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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