O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
