we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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